how do they even survive in the wild?
This little rant described the way I look at religion perfectly.
ESPECIALLY what she said in the last two photos
if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people
NO DONT DO THAT
Do you ever just hate someone bc they remind you of yourself
this is me in every aspect with actually too many people and i hate it
nobody says it but we all know what this is about
This picture is weirdly genius
can u pretend im not ugly and annoying and fall in love with me
when you see someone you dont like walking in your direction
did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world